View source for ACUS 2021 Slot 4 - There is No Proof That Anything Happened At All aka Not My Circus, Not My Musketeers

==Cast of Characters==
Yi-Mei Chng - Francois de Habay, really good musician and member of La Commedia dell'arte Incroyable, spy troupe extraordinaire

Keith Cripe - Guillaume Bettancourt, Musketeer

Kris Fazzari - Marcel Delmar, finest blade in France, female Musketeer disguised as a man, younger sister of Damien and twin sister of Abrielle.  Her real name is Ariel.

Cyrano Jones - Jean Claude Etoile D'Antan, Musketeer from Marcel's village and childhood friend

Paul Burdick/Michael Mirth - Artemis D’Arc, the Blade of Aquitaine and the Protector of the Virtue of the Queen, Musketeer

Julian Morley - Pierre de Habay, troubadour and member of La Commedia dell'arte Incroyable, spy troupe extraordinaire

Ian Ng - Léna de Frontenac, sister of Jean Louis, a deceased Musketeer

Amanda Robinson - Maria de los Delores Esperanza Garcia de Valencia y Rodriguez AKA Lola, Spanish lady-in-waiting to Queen Anne of France

Murray Writtle - Damien Delmar, Musketeer, older brother of Marcel and Ariel, member of La Commedia dell'arte Incroyable, spy troupe extraordinaire.  Famously suffered a blow to the head.



==Ranks==

Finesse: Marcel, Jean Claude, Guillaume

==Quotes==

“Rumors that the Musketeers are growing on me are entirely unfounded, despite the fact that I’m engaged to one.” -- Lola

“Have we seen him recently?” -- Kris

“Not since he got engaged to Lola.” -- GM



“What do you even do in the troupe, besides polish my saddle?” -- Pierre to Francois

“Is that a euphemism?” -- Kris and CJ, in unison



“Marcel is fashion-challenged.” -- GM

“I’m fashion-adjacent.” -- Marcel



“Anything unusual the group is doing to prepare for the road?” -- GM

“Given the makeup of this group, what would qualify as unusual?” -- Kris

“I shudder to think.” - GM



“No plan survives contact with the players.” -- Kris

“Certainly not contact with the Musketeers.” -- GM



“We were trying to be subtle!” -- Kris

“Like the Russian winter.” -- ?

“Oh, that’s cold.” -- Murray