But.. It's Never the Huguenots!

GM: Kit "Born to Run" Kindred

Quotes

"Are you all set to fight the giants?" -- JP

"What giants?" -- the other players

"I thought we were fighting the Huge-e-nots." -- JP

"The one Musketeer who's been charged as a heretic cannot claim to be the most zealous." -- GM to Charles

"I just got married (to a prostitute) so now my income's doubled." -- Lupin

"The mighty Lupin is considerably more stylish because he has his pimp tabard now." -- GM

"You have to check out the wheels on my ox cart." -- Lupin

"His job is to help get people into Heaven." -- JP commenting on the Jesuit Musketeer

"The only one more naive than Sylvie is Sylvie's wife." -- David McCreless

"Wait, there was a briefing?" -- Tymen

"And Lupin read it?" -- David

"And understood it?" -- Kris

"Lupin can read?" -- John

"Why are we encircling a city that is not in revolt?" -- Bertrand

"That is an excellent question. Which person who outranks you would you like to ask?" -- GM

"There is nothing you are planning right now that doesn't involve treason." -- GM to Bertrand

"Who's the dork in a dress?" -- Jean Claude seeing Armande in vestments

"I'm going to go with you, I haven't touched my musket in ages." -- Armande

"Well, you are a priest." -- Jean Claude

"It's OK, as long as no one else touches your musket." -- Lupin

"I don't know, I was polishing my musket, and it went off. This has never happened to me before." -- Jean Claude

"It hit my servant in the eye." -- Antoine

"It's becoming increasingly clear that when Lupin retires, he's going to become pimp-master of Paris." -- GM

"The secret is, sometimes you just have to know when to mutton the bitch." -- Lupin

"It's the ketchup armada of England." -- John

"It's actually a condirmada." -- CJ

"So wait, we're going to sail a boat with a Huguenot figurehead?" -- Antoine

"Isn't our range of boats just the two we have?" -- Matt to the group

"Why don't we just have Lupin move the island?" -- Antoine

"I am very good at screwing my own life up." -- Antoine to the group

"I think of you as a cousin twice-removed. Close enough to know each other, far enough that it doesn't matter." -- CJ to ?

"Oh yes, I'm sure having the priest along as your wingman will be very effective in courting Coquina." -- Marcel to Jean-Philippe

"That's where Alexis finds all of his women. Naked, tied-up with Serpent's cultists." -- Antoine to the group

"I carefully do not barf on the mines." -- Xavier to GM

"We sail casual." -- David

"Lupin votes for the option that involves mutton and land that doesn't move." -- Lupin

"Hey, the King's still alive, isn't he?" -- Marcel

"Well, it's been a week since you've seen him." -- GM

Players and Player Characters:

• Alexis Vigaroux - Duke
• Marcel Del Mar, musketeer - Kriz Fazzari
• Antoine, musketeer with a horse - Dave R. McCreless
• Armande, Jesuit priest, musketeer - Tymen
• Lupin, musketeer, mutton man - Bill Gulstad
• Jean-Phillipe, Duke of Champagne - John Nienart
• xxx - Matt Andrews
• Charles Dutoit, musketeer, not a witch - Linda Duncan
• Bertand, muskeeter, naturalist - Eric Florentz
• Frederick a merchant with a servant named Rupert - Ben Fogt
• Jean Claude, a musketter - CJ