ACUS 2021 Slot 8 - Redezvous in Irun

Cast of Characters

Matt Andrews - Xavier Philipe de la Vin Rouge, Musketeer, of the ever-changing servants

J.P. Brannan - Alexis Vigaroux, Duke of Averoigne, Lt. Musketeer

John Czarnota - Bugger, lackey to Armand, then servant of Charles

Kris Fazzari - Marcel Delmar, finest blade in France, female Musketeer disguised as a man, younger sister of Damien and twin sister of Abriel/Abrielle. Her real name is Ariel.

Ben Fogt - Frederick, merchant/loan shark, proprietor of Certainement pas un Laboratoire de Recherche Déguisé en Carrosse, former merchandising apprentice to Chester, a murdered wealthy merchant

John Nienart - Jean-Philippe Travert Desjardins, Duke of Champagne, Musketeer

Roberta Tower - Fiacre Lachance, perpetual rookie Musketeer, theoretical former thief

Quotes

“I hear (Matt’s) servant position is rather lethal.” -- John

“No, only the NPC servants have died.” -- Matt

“(Alexis is) one of the smarter people in France.” -- JP

“It’s a low bar.” -- Kris

“Ah, the Basque region of Spain, well known for its lack of political tensions.” -- Xavier

“Fetch the subterfuge wine.” -- Xavier

“It’s hiding, I can’t find it!” -- Bugger

Soon may the Musketeer come

To bring us countesses, ale and rum

One day when the fencing is done

We'll take our goats and go -- Singers at a Tavern (Matt Andrews)

“It’s why Frederick moved out of wine making and into armaments. Because the Musketeers use a lot less bullets than they do wine.” -- Ben

“Fetch the lack of hospitality wine.” -- Xavier

“We don’t have lack of hospitality wine...just lots of hospitality wine.” -- Bugger

“Lack of hospitality wine is just when you take an empty bottle of hospitality wine and hit them over the head with it.” -- Alexis

"Fisticuffs now?" -- Bugger

"He says that out loud?" -- Ian

"Bugger doesn't have an internal monologue." -- Matt

"And only one volume." -- Kris

“Xavier, how are you dealing with these Cardinal’s Guards?” -- GM

“Pointily?” -- Matt

"Bugger, fetch the incognito wine!" -- Xavier

"It's already in your hand." -- Bugger

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9/16/2004

<Seeking Employment>

Name: Planchet

Status: Lower Class Scum

Looking for a position: as Dogs-body (with prospects of promotion to servant

and then to lackey) to an honourable and brave Musketeer.

Do you need someone to make breakfast, do your washing, hold your horse,

carry messages, remove dead bodys ?

Then Planchet is your man!

This peasant has recently arrived in Paris and owns his own donkey.

As it happens, after an unfortunate accident involving a large wheel of

cheese and a leopard, I, Xavier Phillipe de la Vin Rouge am in the market

for a replacement dogs-body. Hold on to these bottles of wine, and fetch

my hat; it is time to ride!