Ill Met in Averoigne

Olaf and Budemir are escorting Peaches to her honeymoon in Italy.

Alexis's cousin Lucien leads a cult worshipping the Black Goat of the Woods on a murder spree. Victims include Alexis's uncle and two serving girls.

Will Despy turns down an unfriendly advance from an evil tree.

The musketeers kill the cult members and rescue Marguerite and Delphine.

Quotes

"Antoine tried to flirt and it came out as a proposal." -- Kris to the group

"Don't go touching weird shit in the woods." -- Marcel Delmar

"Don't touch the plot!" -- Charles

"I hate that you're my best men." -- Alexis to the Musketeers

"If there's one thing I can't stand in a spy, it's lying." -- Will deSpy to the group

"If I don't get the title until your family dies, they're dead tomorrow." -- Lola to Antoine

"Everything Antoine knows about women he has learned from the Musketeers." -- David

"To be fair, many of the Musketeers are experts on women." -- Sol

"Most of what he knows he learned from Marcel." -- David

"I didn't think I'd live to see the day when mutton flew." -- Lupin to the group

"Pre-emptive indulgences for all." -- Armande to the group

"Lupin is first-ranked in mutton." -- Bill to the group

"(Lupin is) not known for his swordplay." -- Bill

"But his muttonplay...." -- Kris

"Unleash the Marcels!" -- David to the group

"That wonderful time when we had two dukes and three Marcels." -- GM to the group

"The problem is (Charles is) a witch." -- Margaurete

"What's the cure for that?" -- Alexis

"A stake and some wood?" -- Kris

"We need to come up for a term for multiple Marcels." -- Bill

"A confusion of Marcels." -- Sol

"Three Marcels walk into a bar." -- Kris

"And it catches fire." -- ?

"Instantly." -- Kris

"The bartender sets it on fire when he sees them coming." -- Amanda

"Would you like to watch an exorcism?" -- Patrick

"Oh, why not?" -- Jean-Philippe

"Anne, how observant is Sylvie about human behavior?" -- GM

• hysterical laughter*

"Sylvie is probably pretty observant about human behavior. Once you get past the ones that can be easily observed, she has trouble." -- J.P.

"And what were you doing?" -- Alexis

"I was taking a walk, and totally not noticing your sister possessed by a demon." -- Will

"Let's no one address that you're both going to ask (Antoine's) horse for help." -- David to ?

"Two out of three Marcels are recommended for this adventure." -- Anne to the group

"Can we go straight to the place of evil, and straight home?" -- Patrick to the group

"Take your hands off (Will), you beech!" -- Jean-Philippe to the attacking tree

"Given enough time, I might have married you for your horse, anyway." -- Lolo to Antoine

"I only brought enough clothes for a month...at this rate, I can only stay a few more days." -- Jean-Philippe

"Just so it's clear, I'm committing first aid upon (Will)." -- Patrick to GM

"When Lola manacles a woman to the bed, she stays there." -- Antoine to the group

"Anyone think this might be a ploy by Alexis to get us to chop his firewood for the year?" -- Antoine

"Into the Heart of Barkness." -- Sol to the group

"My life is a Moebius strip!" -- Marcel

"What kind of Musketeer is concerned over getting a little wood?" -- Marcel

"It's not so much the wood, it's the splinters." -- Will

"Mom has other issues." -- GM

"I can distract her with my naked sister." -- Alexis