The Doom of Averoigne
Characters
Matt Andrews - Xavier Philipe de la Vin Rouge, Musketeer
J.P. Brannan - Alexis Vigaroux, Duke of Averoigne, Musketeer
Paul Deckert - Garth Calais, gypsy, rookie Musketeer
Anne Delekta - Sylvie/Sylvan, female Musketeer disguised (badly) as a man
Linda Duncan - Charles Detoit, female Musketeer disguised as a man, alleged heretic
Kris Fazzari - Marcel Delmar, female Musketeer disguised as a man
Bill Gulstad - Lupin le Fou, Musketeer
Michael Kucharski - Leonardo de Como, Count of Pliniana, Italian foreign noble
Ray Laura - Jean-Luc Evrard, Musketeer
Sean McCabe - Will deSpy, Musketeer, former spy
David R. McCreless - Antoine Lave Le-bagh, 4th son of nobility, Musketeer
Tymen VanDyk - Armande Berenger de la Valencoeur, Musketeer, Jesuit priest
Quotes
"I don't have to make anything happen to Averoigne to make the title work. The Doom of Averoigne? The Musketeers are coming to Averoigne. My work is done." -- GM to the group
"Musketeers = Alcoholics Unanimous" -- J.P.
"Now I use my spy skills to help the Musketeers steal Alexis' wine." -- Will de Spy to the group
"(Armande) is the most zealous of the Musketeers." -- Tymen "It's not exactly a heavy competition." -- Sean
"I was the best man at (Sylvie's) wedding." -- Charles "Possibly the only man." -- J.P. "Actually, no." -- Kris
"Who's going to argue with the mighty Lupin?" -- Tymen "He's a master debater." -- J.P.
"Garth will get a drink." -- Paul "At the church?" -- GM
"Well, I have to be the dutiful wife...husband and take my...spouse to church." -- Sylvie
"The only one more naive than Sylvie is Sylvie's wife." -- Sean
"Many Musketeers retire and become Countesses." -- Kris
"Xavier is interviewing altar boys to find a new servant. 'So, would you like to hang out with me at night in bars?'" -- Matt
"(Alexis') estate manager is a 4-point ally?" -- Kris to JP
"We probably don't even exist, we're just bad stuff that (Alexis) took." -- Bill
"Xavier has hired an altar boy as his new servant." -- Matt "Bless you my child, your place in Heaven is assured." -- Armande "So Armande is giving him Last Rites?" -- Kris
"I couldn't even wear a dress to my own wedding!" -- Syvie to the group
"You realize that you could just burn down the church with the Musketeers in it. It's going to burn down anyway. It wouldn't even be a sin." -- GM to Alexis
"I teach (the Musketeers) all the best Jesuit drinking songs." -- Armande "I'm not sure this Jesuit word means what you think it does." -- GM
"Have you found a new way to haze the rookie gypsy Musketeer?" -- GM "We brought him to church." -- Charles
"I'm activating the Musketeer signal." -- JP to GM "Which is popping a wine cork." -- Sean "I crack open the door to my wine cellar, and all across Paris, Musketeers look up." -- Alexis
"Don't you have only a 50% chance of not drinking your own poison?" -- GM to Sean
"So you're saying that Lupin is witless?" -- Kris to GM "Wait, what's lower than witless?" -- Sean "Olof." -- GM
"I throw off my vestments to reveal my tabard!" -- Armande "I am so glad you mentioned the tabard." -- Will
"Preemptive indulgences for all!" -- Armande to the Musketeers
"Having Armande become a Jesuit priest was the best thing ever!" -- Tymen
"I will join (Sylvie) from the rear." -- Charles "You know, she is a halfway married...man." -- GM
"Obviously, the horse knows what to do, so I follow it." -- Lupin to GM
"Xavier will land on the safest, softest spot that he can find." -- Matt "A Cardinal's Guard." -- GM
"I was totally brave and heroic when I shot that unprepared man." -- Will to the group
"Boniface, fetch the plot wine." -- Xavier
"What do you mean we're out of plot wine?" -- Xavier "It's just that we've never needed it before." -- Marcel
"I stop to kiss my wife and change into my traveling lace." -- Sylvie to GM
"I grab my traveling case of poisons and horse laxatives and whatever else I may need." -- Will to GM
"We don't trust the gypsies." -- Charles "Because they have to sleep in a box filled with dirt from their own soil, in order to regain their powers." -- Alexis
"You don't actually need to keep gypsies from rising, because they are unleavened." -- Alexis to the group
"I don't shoot innocent people, just Cardinal's Guards." -- Will to the group
"I have my sword out as I'm whistling. I'm still waiting for my horse to come and rescue me." -- Antoine to GM
"I throw an empty bottle of wine at a Cardinal's Guard." -- Xavier "Ow! That's not cool! -- guard
"I may have to challenge (Antoine's) horse to a duel." -- Xavier to GM
"We have Lupin. Why do we need a map?" -- Charles "That is *why* we need a map." -- several other players
"Charles doesn't trust the gypsy, so we're leaving them on watch together. The gypsy will watch for others, and Charles will watch the gypsy." -- Sean to the group
"Only I can stop forest fires...and start them, apparently." -- Will to the group
"It's just like a marriage - we fight all the time and there's no sex." -- Sean to the group
"I liked Peaches (the prostitute)...she was so bold with her use of cosmetics." -- Slyvie to the group
"Don't make me hit you with my purse." -- Sylvie to Antoine
"It's hard to get a good night's sleep when ladies keep climbing into my bedchamber." -- Sylvie to Marcel and Charles