The Queen's Blades

The Queen seems to have started her own covert females ninja/musketeers.

Quotes

"Luckily I have (Armande's) confessional bugged. Of course, this is the Musketeers, so that just means my deaf servant is hanging from the ceiling." -- Will to the group

"Armande's horse." -- Kris

"Antoine's horse." -- GM

"It's early, and they're both French names." - Kris

"Armande just rides around on an alter boy...wait, that's not right." -- Sean

"So in the interest of saving some fucking trees..." -- GM

"I don't think you should be fucking trees...it's a bad way to get splinters." -- Sean

"I'm a Musketeer, though...there's a decent chance that I'm a woman." -- Sean to the group

"It's kind of advantageous having a Jesuit in the Musketeers." -- Marcel

"I do not think you know what that means." -- GM

"Jesuit or Musketeer?" -- Sean

"Yes." -- GM

"I'm not sure that anyone is fooled by Sylvie's (cross-dressing) except for Sylvie." -- Kris to the group

"Alexis hates that you're his best...men." -- JP to the Musketeers, half of whom are women

"Alexis, Duke of Averoigne, recently demoted to third smartest man in France." -- JP to the group

"The Musketeers is the place to go when you want to impress a chick." -- Kris

"Or be one." -- GM

"Your mission, if you choose to accept it, and even if you don't because it's a fucking monarchy...." -- GM to the Musketeers

"God loves idiots." -- GM

"That's why there are so many of us." - Cyrano

"That's why so few Musketeers die." -- David

"The horse stops in front of one of these large cement structures that leads down into the sewer." -- GM

"Oh my God, Timmy really did fall down the well." -- Kris

"We have discovered the horse's Kryptonite. It's ladders." -- Bill

Proposed additional game stats, along with who holds top rank:

Scars: Charles

UST (uncomfortable sexual tension): Marcel

Crossdressing/Lace: Sylvie