The Wedding of Lupin

Lupin gets married to Peaches in Averoigne.

Quotes

"Someone peel this." -- Lupin, holding a sheep

"We've been to a wedding before. We know how to behave." -- Charles

"But we never do." -- Jean Claude

"My God, this body has been completely drained of lace!" -- Bill

"I just assumed it's a decoy wedding, so Alexis can get married in peace." -- Anne

"Normally Peaches would select the Maid of Honor." -- GM

"Unfortunately, Peaches doesn't know any maids." -- Kris

"What's that ticking sound?" -- David

"Don't worry, that's just the clockwork Alexis. It's probably not a bomb." -- GM

"Is the (wedding) portrait painter the same one who did all the lovely paintings in Averoigne?" -- GM

"Yes, because I buy local!" -- Alexis

"The wedding reception will probably be the fanciest party that the bride's guests have been to outside of a cake." -- Alexis

"There's something wrong with Alexis' family. I'm getting a bad feeling." -- Armande

"So your priestly danger sense is going off?" -- Marcel

"So the new plan is to expedite losing so it's over quickly." -- Antoine to Marcel

"I have a man who can speak to servants." -- Jean Claude

"You mean your own servant?" -- Marcel

"(Lola's) marrying you for your horse." -- Alexis to Antoine

"Are we going to find snipes, or not?" -- Olaf to the Musketeers

"Your hand comes back covered with green goo...green goo that smells like the grave!" -- GM to Armande

"So, moss then?" -- Amanda

"I will go visit (Peaches) and hope that these sheep aren't mined." -- Lupin to GM

"Put your hand in my bag of goo." -- Antoine to ?

"Red wine...not such a great stain remover." -- Lupin to the group

"I don't want to be married to a horse!" -- Lola to ?

"(Bertrand) did not blow up your castle at this time." -- GM to Alexis

"You never know when suspicious lace may turn up." -- Sylvie to the group

"I sense a disturbance in the forest." -- Bill, speaking for Armande

"My Catholic senses are tingling." -- Dave

"It's like sushi, but the opposite of fresh." -- Lee describing luttfisk to the group

"Just a little disguise lace, which is different than stealth lace." -- Sylvie to the group