WtQSGaD ACUS 2006
Information found at | http://www-personal.umich.edu/~fazzari/Amber/Cons/AC06quotes.html
"When the Queen Says, 'Go and Die...'" by Kit Kindred
"You are surrounded by beauty, by intrigue, by danger, what more can a man want?" -- Aramis
Once more, the Musketeers are needed to woo ladies, foil plots, buckle swashes, and destroy taverns.
Cast of Characters
- Matt Andrews: Xavier Philipe de la Vin Rouge, Musketeer
- J.P. Brannan: Alexis Vigaroux, Musketeer, Duke of Averoigne
- Paul Burdick: Artemis D'Arc, the Blade of Aquataine, the Protector of the Virtue of the Queen, Musketeer
- Sasha Burdick: Armand D'Arc, younger brother/older sister of Artemis, Musketeer
- Anne Delekta: Sylvie/Sylvan, female Musketeer disguised (badly) as a man
- Linda Duncan: Charles Detoit, female Musketeer disguised as a man
- Kris Fazzari: Marcel Delmar, female Musketeer disguised as a man
- Madeline Ferwerda: Guiral, Musketeer and agent of his family's vineyard
- Ben Fogt: Frederick, former merchandizing apprentice to Chester, a murdered wealthy merchant
- William Gulstad: Lupin le Fou, Musketeer
- Sean McCabe: Will, Musketeer, former spy
- Glen Seymour: Sydney Sylvain, Musketeer
- Tymen VanDyk: Armande Berenger de la Valencoeur, Musketeer
Quotes
"If you encounter a man wearing black, you should ask for more detail." -- J.P. Brannan to the group
"I suggested a visit (to the Countess de la Fleur). Someone took that to mean break into her house while she was there!" -- Alexis to the group
"They discovered that Esteban was the long-lost cousin of the Queen of Spain. Carnivorous goatherd being the traditional foster family for the royal family of Spain." -- Matt Andrews to the group
"There have been other better-dressed Mustketeers (than Alexis)." -- J.P. Brannan
"Most of them were women." -- GM
"Armand is the younger brother but the older sister (of Artemis)." -- Sasha Burdick to the group
"You lose certain Panache points for servant genocide." -- GM to Matt Andrews
"Once again the best fencer in the Musketeers is a cross-dressing woman." -- GM to the group
"Charles is the luckiest Musketeer. This is why he's still alive. And didn't lose the arm." -- GM
"By the grace of God." -- Charles
"And Bugger's Ale." -- Armande
"So, we're invited to this party and oh, by the way, there might be ninjas?" -- Marcel to Frederick
"Spanish ninjas. Will they be bringing their own wine or drinking ours?" -- GM
"You've never had goat until you've had carnivorous goat." -- Kris Fazzari
"The meal that bites back." -- Matt Andrews
"You will arrive fashionably late to your own party?" -- GM to Alexis
"Help! Soldiers of the Cardinal! Help!" -- Cardinal's Guardsman, being attacked
"Well, he didn't ask for a Musketeer, so (Alexis) can just ignore him." -- Kris Fazzari to J.P. Brannan
"Maybe (Alexis) was successful with the Countess." -- Charles
"No. Once again, I know the level of his style." -- Sydney
"That's why Alexis keeps going after the Countess. She's the only woman that Alexis is relatively certain is actually a woman." -- Glen Seymour to the group
"Is she a woman of negotiable affection?" -- Paul Burdick to Linda Duncan
"Her virtue contains a certain commercial element?" -- J.P. Brannan quoting Terry ?
"It's a macho battle to the death with the string cheese. And it's wily, I'm just saying." -- GM
"It's embarrassing when the string cheese has more wits than the GM." -- Linda Duncan
"Your sense of wine cellar emptiness is going off, letting you know there are Musketeers in your house." -- GM to Alexis
"Based on the current emptiness compared to the level when last you checked, you estimate they've been here for 12 hours." -- Kris Fazzari
"I will attempt to slow the rate of emptying by asking to speak to the Musketeers." -- Alexis
"Alexis has never had this many men in his bedroom before." -- GM
"And he still hasn't." -- Kris Fazzari
"He's never had this many women in his bedroom before, either." -- GM
"I wait patiently for (the Musketeers) to reach the conclusion that I've already announced." -- Alexis to the group
"'To the tavern!' is the rallying cry of the Musketeers." -- Kris Fazzari to the group
"I think we should find Rene Decart." -- Alexis to the group
"That's putting Decart before the horse." -- Paul Burdick
"I researched to find out the fan symbol for 'tell me everything you know about the Cardinal's Guard.'" -- Sylvan to the group
"There is no symbol for that." -- Kris Fazzari
"Yes there is, it's when (you) hit them over the head with the fan repeatedly." -- Anne Delekta
"The Cardinal is going out to smite the heathens and lay upon their asses a holy smackdown." -- GM to various Musketeers
"I especially like your use of the French vernacular." -- Kris Fazzari
"If (the Huguenots are) going to assassinate the first Minister of France (AKA the Cardinal), should we stop them?" -- Armande to Alexis
"Those of you in stately, singed Alexis manor...." -- GM to the group