WtQSGaD first episode

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"When the Queen Says, 'Go and Die'" by Chris Kindred

A secret mission for the honor of the Queen. A beautiful and enigmatic Lady. A mysterious man in black. And the Cardinal's Guards in hot pursuit.

"You are surrounded by beauty, by intrigue, by danger, what more can a man want?" - Aramis

Cast of Characters

Matthew Andrews: Xavier Phillipe de la Vinrouge, Musketeer

J.P. Brannan: Count Alexis Vigaroux, Musketeer

Michael Curry: Alvaro Lopez, Portuguese Musketeer

David de Jong: Ritfort de L'Âmelarmée, Musketeer

Rain Donaldson: Erin, Musketeer

Kris Fazzari: Marcel Delmar, Musketeer

Julia Frizzell: Odile Foyard, owner of the Banded Quill

Sol Foster: Patrick Ourceau, Musketeer

Rick Garman: Count Phillipe Benoit, Musketeer

D.J. Hyland: Jean Thomas Dimitri D'Oliver AKA Dolph, Musketeer

Jennifer Jackson: Rene Vivier, Musketeer

Jill Pritts: Percy Delano Monsanto, manservant to Dolph

Tymen VanDyk: Armande Berenger de la Valencoeur, Musketeer

"If (Xavier's) handsomely swarthy, he can't be a Spaniard." -- D.J. Hyland to the group

Quotes

"The stat you're ranked in is bad luck?" -- Rain Donaldson to Tymen VanDyk

"Armande side-steps the chamber pots." -- Tymen VanDyk, avoiding the effects of his character's bad stuff

"And steps in front of a carriage." -- Jennifer Jackson

"So we're going to rescue Lord Buckingham's soul from the Cardinal's Guards?" -- Rene

"Sword! Sword!" -- GM

"Have we seen the sword?" -- Dolph

"No, it's missing!" -- Rene

"OK, so we're looking for a sword that's missing, but we don't know what it looks like." -- Dolph

"Marcel has found his sword!" -- GM, as a bar brawl begins

"I have found my bookmark!" -- Patrick, keeping his priorities straight

"One for all, and all for the bar!" -- Patrick to the group

"There are bodies. There's a broken bottle." -- GM

"There were Musketeers here!" -- Dolph

"What will you be using (as explosives)?" -- GM

"We have a pile of bat guano." -- Jill Pritts

"Other people would just use gunpowder." -- GM

"You can tell the two men were Musketeers by the quality of the wine." -- Dolph to the group

"(Ritfort and Xavier) are big boys, they can take care of themselves. At least we think they're boys. There's a 50/50 chance." -- Dolph to the group, commenting on the plethora of women disguised as men in the game

"(Marcel, Patrick and Odile) are fighting a man in black." -- GM

"By fighting, you mean lying on him." -- Alvaro

"Because of (the man in black), my bra almost burned down!" -- Odile to the group

"Bra?" -- Kris Fazzari, David de Jong and Michael Curry

"Bar!" -- Julia Frizzell

"This was covered in the plan." -- J.P. Brannan

"Plan? You guys had a plan?" -- Kris Fazzari

"Yes, we had several." -- Tymen VanDyk

"We had four." -- Jennifer Jackson

"Freaks!" -- Sol Foster

"The Portuguese and the Englishman go over the cliff. A plan with no drawbacks!" -- Erin to the group

"My marriage prospects may be slightly impaired by the fact that I killed my last betrothed." -- Erin to the group